This or that game.

Breaking Bad.

Dave Chappelle or Ricky Gervais?

Ricky Gervais

Steam Store or Epic Games Store?

Epic Games Store

Steve Martin or Bill Murray

Bill Murray

The Napoleonic Wars or World War 1?

World War 1

Music or Movies

Music

Pink or Purple (The colours)?

Purple if I had to choose and pick one.

A plain burger with lettuce and tomato or spicy tuna sandwich melt?

A plain burger with lettuce and tomato

McDonalds or Burger King

Definitely Burger King for that local-business-clientelle feeling and experience. 😊

Biden condemning campus protest violence with the No ‘right to cause chaos’ response or Trump Again Comparing/Skewing the Violent White Supremacist March in Charlottesville to the Campus Protests.

Trump bc he'll make it funny.

Live in Iraq from 1968-2003 as a Kurdish person?

Or

Live in Germany from 1933-1945 as a Jewish person?

Live in Iraq from 1968-2003 as a Kurdish person, I've heard worse stories about the Jews in Germany.

Shave your head bald or shave everything from the nose down?

Easy question! I'm already going bald.

Live in Cyrodil during the events of Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion?

Or

Live in Skyrim during the events of Elder Scrolls V Skyrim?

I guess Cyrodil during the events of Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion.

Having to watch Barney and Friends for a month straight every day and washing the bathrooms toilets and all every day for a month straight in your house(so if you have 3 bathrooms or one you have to do them all) and you can't leave your house.

or

1 month in jail but you get TV time and can watch sports or cartoons?

1 month in jail

The Lethal Weapon Movie Franchise or The Rush Hour Movie Franchise

Rush Hour movie franchise

Live as a black man in the Deep South during a random period of Jim Crow?

Or

Be an African during the era of European rule of Africa. It is random which part of Africa you end up in expect of Ethiopia and Liberia as you must end up in a part of land that will be occupied by Europeans.

The second one

Eating Marshmellows with every dessert you have for a year straight

or

Eating Spam at least twice a week for a year straight?

the marshmallow one definitely

Become a cannibal for a few years

or

Only eat bear meat for a few years

I'm not a meat eater but I'd pick the bear meat of those two choices lol for a year.

Use baby wipes for a year that burn your butt a little but won't kill you

or

use Vicks tissues for a year straight so if you put it near your eye it will burn

The baby wipes one.

Be a member of Torchwood from Doctor Who? (You can pick which Torchwood branch you work for)

Or

Be a member of Cerberus from Mass Effect?

Be a member of Torchwood

Fries - or - Onion Rings

Fries, easily

Blood in your piss or blood in your shit?

blood in your shit, It could be from tearing! Plus you shouldn't use that word on this site

Make a big celebration for your Birthday - or - Don't make a fuss!

Don't make a fuss on my birthday

Captain Kirk or Captain Picard?

Captain Kirk. I like Picard, but Kirk is more fun and less serious.

A trimmer or a straight blade when you shave?

A trimmer, I never could get a clean shave with a razor. There would always be some place I missed!

Spider-man - or - Iron Man

Spider-Man.

Mass Effect or Dragon Age?

Depends on the title, between Mass Affect Andromeda or Dragon Age Inquisition.... Dragon Age

Kendrick Lamar or Drake?

Kendrick isn't a nonce as far as I'm aware so I'll go with him

Prussia or Austria?

Prussia

Watch what your partner wants to watch - or - Make your partner watch what you want to watch?

Realistically I would rotate that part of the relationship, but I would watch what she wants I guess.

Shaving your head for charity and you get 100 bucks or donating 50 bucks to local Church for a good cause and they put your name on a board to give you props and feature you in your local news.

Shaving my head for charity

Paramount+ or Crunchyroll?

Paramount+

90's anime or modern anime?

modern, tho I like 90's artstyle more

strawberry milk or banana milk

Strawberry Milk.

Horror Slashers movies or Disaster movies?

Horror Slashers

Vampires or Werewolves

Vampires.

Avengers or Fantastic Four?

Fantastic Four

X-Men or The Defenders?