What would you ask your character if they were real?

What age did you learn to fly?

Me: It's quiet... too quiet...

Prime Nova: peeks over the couch

Me: ...what are you doing?

Prime Nova: Not conspiring to come over to the CVnU >_> hides voodoo doll

Me: What the hell!? WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!?

Prime Nova: NOT FROM SKY CARMICHAEL!

Me: Wha-!? Sha's character!? Damn it! I told you to stay away from them!

Prime Nova: I CAN'T HELP IT! IT'S IN MY CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!! We're pulled together by SOIF! IT'S DESTINY!!

Me: I'm ready to erase your destiny right now -_-

How do you eat ;to viktor.

Me: Can I have one of your dagger's since I pretty much created you?

Laughingstock: Oh sure here *le gives*

Me: Can I crime fight with you?

Laughingstock: Uhhmmm...well actually It's just uhh... I have a meeting later! In Austria!

Me: FINE

*runs to keyboard and types*

Laughingstock: OH GOD NO! WHYYYYY *falls on ground with ragdoll body*

Me: I OWN YOU B!TCH

Prime Nova: FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE GODDESS OF AWESOMENESS!! skids into the room striking a hero pose

Me: Nova... what are you doing?

Nova: I'm showing you how AWESOMELY AWESOME I AM! and that you should banish Zoe from existence and let ME, THE FIRE GODDESS OF TOTAL AWESOMENESS, take over!

Me: ...As much as I WANT to replace Zoe with you, I can't it's "against the rules"

CVnU Nova: -_- you do realize I'm right here, right?

Me: YOU HAD ONE JOB ZOE! TO BE THE VERY BEST LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS!

Nova: TO CATCH THEM WAS YOUR REAL TEST!

Me: Nova not right now, I didn't mean-

Nova: TO TRAIN THEM IS YOUR CAUSE!!

Zoe: ...what's going on?

Me: For some reason, when she hears a line from the pokemon theme song she has to sing it all.

Nova: I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE!! throws fists in the air

Zoe: Should I erm... call a doctor?

Me: Na, she'll be done in a minute... or five...

Nova: EACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND, THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE!!

Zoe: How did she survive in the Prime Universe for so long?

Me: Meh, she didn't, she died at least half a dozen times.

Nova: continues signing on the other side of the room POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!

Zoe: That explains soooooo much.

Me: Just be greatful Prime Sha isn't he-

Prime Sha: BURST THROUGH THE WALL LIKE KOOLAID MAN A HEART SO TRUUUUUUE!!

Me: DAMN IT SHA I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY TO FIX THAT!

Zoe: I'm seriously scared for my life right now.

Nova: turn's to Sha dramatically and reaches out to her OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH!

Me: YOU GUYS ARE FIXING MY WALL!

Zoe: I now understand why the Prime Universe is never used anymore... everyone is INSANE!

Sha: YOU TEACH ME AND I'LL TEACH YOOOOU! slides next to Nova

Me: I need to freaken call Jessica now, this is partly her fault!

Zoe: I still don't see how that's suppose be the Ziccarra of my Universe... I mean... HOW?

Nova: POOOOOOOOKEEEEEMON!! pump fists

Sha: GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!!! GOTTA CATCHEM ALL!

Both Nova and Sha: POKEMON!!! Sha releases Sonic Bursts through the roof while Nova explodes into a fire inferno for the finishing touch.

Me: You both owe me A NEW FREAKEN HOUSE! Homicide isn't even this bad!!!

Zoe: Who's Homicide?

Homicide: jumps down from the crumbled roof and jabs needles in both in Nova's and Sha's neck, they both fall limp at the same time.

Me: Thank GOD you're here. Don't kill them, just please get them OUT, send them to Sha's house.

Homicide: Silently nods her head as she teleports out of the house with Sha and Nova.

Zoe: ...I'm going to go now... erm... good luck cleaning this up. runs off

Me: Freaken RP characters...

Wanna get some Mexican, mano?

Me: Hmm?

Dark Vengeance: Hmm......

Me: Tsk...

Dark Vengeance: I know what mov--

Me: I know you do but so do I.

We give each other death glares....

Dark Vengeance: Can you bring my parents back to life?

Me: I can but it would be tremendously stupid and they would probably be evil.

Dark Vengeance: Bastard...

Curious to ask Abigail why she's not an alcoholic or committed suicide or renounced her faith by now, but I wouldn't wanna do that because I'd feel bad about it. But I'd be really sorry anyway and apologize for giving her so much trouble.

I laughed way to hard XD

Kurt would probably punch me in the face for all the stuff I've put him through, he'd not like me very much >_>

I would ask why would he become a swordsman in the first place.

IIIIIIII WOOORSHIP YOOOOOOUUUUU!

So... why you dress so slutty?

Can you give me a clone of Steven Seagal?

@strongarm: dammit im on my phone so I can't post a photo of seagull.

@blood_: on second thought I'd ask my char for a clone of Jamie Oliver as a personal chef and Christina Hendricks as a french maid

Sam: "So tell me again why I can't just blow up all the Arcani's crapples from space? It would of been easier than going out and punching them..."

Me: "Not as fun for everyone."

Sam: "But it usually ends up with me in a bruised up heap slowly bleeding to death. Like, three or four times that's happened."

Me: "... Sharing the winning is caring? :)"

Goliath: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Me: OH SHIT, NO F*** OFF. *girly screaming*

I just saw this and chuckled hehee.

Me: "What would you think if I—"

Nia: "Crippling. Don't."

Me: Holy shaiza, can't believe you guys are here!

Nobody: Yeah, yeah. Glad to meet the asshole that killed me twice. Do I look like a friggin' zombie to you? You take everything I have just so you can have the Deadpool look?

Undertaker: Nice to meet you. I would answer your questions if I HAD A BIO!

Me: Geesh, you guys are little bit stressed, huh? Promise things will get better fr--

Nobody: AND YOU TRADED ME FOR THIS COPY OF GHOST RIDER, YOU FREAKING STUPID F***! I THOUGHT YOU MISSED MEEEEEEE!

Undertaker: So this is your 'best character' a Adam Sandler level comedian with family problems that looks like he was used as a highway? I can see you have a pretty sucky taste.

Me: Screw this, I'm going to kill both of you the most painful way possible......... In Blogs...

This made me laugh, lol

I'd ask her what happened in the years between the time she struck out on her own and the time she shipped off to America.

Probably wouldn't trust a thing she said, though.

I'd ask Valentina if she ever thinks about her mother, and if so, how often?

Do you have any memories of her?

What do you think she'd think if she could see you now? Good and bad.

What if you could see her again? What would you like to say/do? How do you think it'd go?

To fill me with knowledge beyond understanding, but that would probably come with some weird side effects.

I probably wouldn't ask nothing, maybe be scared. IDK

Why are you like this?

I would say how does it feel to be banned from the nU

What happened to your arm?

What are you?

How do I learn magic?

me:why are you such a monster?

toxic:what?theres no diffrence between me and you or that guy who sleeps on the bench.theres no diffrence bettween me and you really.we're all the same in this world.

me:damm thats deep

Toxic:so is the scar that this world has left in me

There is not a single question I would ask him..

I wouldn't trust Mephisto even if my life depended on it. Asking him any question is a terrible mistake.

If I had to, I'd only keep it to questions about music... so I'd ask him for saxophone lessons!

If you knew all your lives I've written and my own life which would you day was more difficult?

Megabyte is a psychotic gremlin, he has no information I want or need... other than his suggestion for a good VR headset.