2 Truths and a Lie

For those of you who don't know how to play, you make three statements about yourself. Two of them are true, while one is a lie. The next person has to guess which statements were true and which one was the lie.

I'll start:

• I speak Russian fluently
• I'm classically trained in the piano
• I'm a part-time gymnastics teacher

• lie
• lie
• lie

The first is a lie and the second and third are true.

• I am an Iraq War veteran.
• I was born in the Philippines.
• I am a Punisher fan.

@black_panther18 said:

Nope, I never did gymnastics in my life. xD

• I was a fencing instructor
• I am a professional artist
• I wear glasses

@heroup2112: The first and third are true. The second is a lie.

@black_panther18:

Sorry, incorrect.

I've only been to one fencing class in my life.

As for the professional artist thing, I did it for a living when I was 18-23, now I just do commission stuff here and there, I still get paid so I technically get to add "professional" to the artist part lol.

@heroup2112: Dang it lol. I was so sure I had it. I'm assuming you joined the military after your stint as a professional artist?

• this is a lie
• the above sentence is true
• I didn't lie on this thread

@black_panther18:

Yes, but I also did some stuff like murals for unit Staff Offices, and (hard to describe) Jersey barriers overseas while I was in.

• Im Gay
• im 18 years oly
• i am black

@heroup2112: Maybe you can give me some basic lessons on how to draw :) My artistic skills are amateur-tier lol.

you are not black.

• I am Venezuelan
• I have a girlfriend
• I am 19 years old.

You are not 19 years old.

@black_panther18:

You are not an Iraq War veteran.

1. I was almost arrested for shoving Eli Manning over a table.

2. I have never had a headache in my life.

3. I have a PhD.

You don't have a PhD.

1. I have red hair and blue eyes

2. I was born on 9/11 (not 2001 but September 11th)

3. I live on an island

@cdiddyman911: You got it.

2 master's degrees I don't use but no PhDs

• i go to a graphic design high school
• i'm a programmer
• i have a girlfriend

@misterwhisper: Awesome, but that means you HAVE to tell me why your tried to push Eli over a table :P

@cdiddyman911:

We want to college together, Ole Miss 2000 to 2003.

He was a total self centered dbag.

I was at a restaurant with a buddy and Eli came in with a friend of his.

He told us we needed to move to a different table.

We not so politely said no.

He actually said, "Do you know who I am?"

I told him, "No, but I bet it is sewn on the back of your jersey so you do not get confused with all those numbers."

We got in each others faces and he shoved me, so I shoved him back, however he was right against the table behind him at about thigh level so instead of stepping back he fell over it.

No punches thrown but cops were called, he was going to press charges until I pointed out he shoved me first and while I am a nobody that does not care about getting arrested, he is famous, and my first phone call will be to the news paper.

To this day I do not have a favorite NFL team, I just am for whoever plays against the Giants.

@misterwhisper: Well god DAMN! Thats quite story, good thing I hate the Giants lol

@cdiddyman911: On the downside, I was never allowed to eat at McAllister's again, and I liked their sandwitches.

nope the last one is(the girlfriend thing)

@jaycool2: Okay.

@misterwhisper: LOL but at least u have a kick ass story!

@llehdevil: Damn it you're right

• I don't have any guns
• I have a girlfriend
• I don't have any pets

Dark lie (sort of).

Lie.

@llehdevil: Well my birthdays 9/10 so I just figured

@llehdevil: Nope. I genuinely don't have any pets. The lie was the girlfriend one.

• I'm atheist
• I'm politically neutral
• I hate chocolate

Lie

• I'm 15
• i'm black
• i play sports

@jaycool2: You're actually 14

I'm 17

I'm 18

I like pie

@llehdevil: Nope. The lie was the one about chocolate. I actually love it.

@revan2424: Is the first one the lie?

@darth_nimrod: Okay.

Lie

@revan2424: just turned 15 few weeks ago lie was that i play sports

@llehdevil: wrong i don't play sports

@echostarlord117: Nope. I'll be 18 right before Christmas.

@revan2424: @jaycool2: Damn it and damn it...

@revan2424: Hey, my birthday is right before Christmas as well. In case I miss it, happy birthday!

I'm single

I hate Spider-Man

The colour of my car is purple

• I'm heterosexual
• I'm still a teenager
• I know how to swim

• I'm from the Philippines
• I am a comic book collector
• I am new here

Should be challenging enough.

• True.
• Lie.
• Lie.

Lie.

Lie.

Lie.

@staticspeedster: I haven't broken the rule of "2 truths and a lie", so only one of them is a lie. But other than that, yeah, you're right, I'm no longer a teenager, since I'm 24. Nice one.