You and 3 friends vs Jessica Jones (MCU)

You slap her ass in the bar and she gets pissed off. Friend 1 has a taser and a combat knife, friend 2 has a machete and friend 3 has a metal bat and a flamethrower.

You can choose between either an axe or a german shepherd.

Jessica effortlessly kills everyone, really she's not uber skilled or fast by fictional standards, but a handful of random kids isn't landing a hit on her if she can outpace Hand Ninja and Luke Cage. Besides the only hope is the taser, and it's not happening.

Inb4 average viner force combined with MCU JJ lowball.

Considering me and my friends aren't in particularly great shape and have no training we get stomped worse than these trained Hand Ninja's.

Edit: Didn't notice the weapons. We still get stomped though.

Jessica

My friend with the flamethrower solos.

Quality bait.

I actually don't think it's impossible for us to win, considering she's not very fast. If she goes after friend 1 first, friend 3 might be able to get her with the flamethrower. If she goes after friend 3 first, friend 1 might be able to tase her. If she goes after me, friend 2, or the German shepherd first, then she might get tased and flamethrowered at the same time.

I solo I’m a black belt. With prep all I need is a cattle prong

@amcu: That’s a construction crew dude. There weren’t any ninjas down there

We win easily. Give us a 2x4 and it’s a stomp.

I mean there’s a flamethrower people. Jess isn’t evading that.

@greysentinel365: She reacted to a speedster

While she kills my friends I put the knife on her head.

@tonymartial: in a narrow hallway by hearing his footsteps. In literally the scene following Whizzer is able to disappear from her sight easily and blitz around the room.

@greysentinel365:

That’s a construction crew dude. There weren’t any ninjas down there

Didn't think about that. Kinda surprising though I guess it make sense.

Flamethrower solos. M2s were used in WW2 to clear out bunkers full of soldiers using rifles. Jessica is not dodging this.

Me (Reuben), Jake and eden Vs Jessica jones: I'm actually the more skilled fighter out of the two of my friends as I can fight henchmen and even fight a huge boss henchmen with brutal effort and I can bash him with my fists but takes multiple effort punching to knock a man out, Jake is skilled with kicking speed he can do that on henchmen but I am more than that, Eden's mentality is insane but I'm something else, so..............I think the triple would solo- TECHNICALLY Jessica the hot super strength girl stomps